
To the hospital...
Rod: " Anne, you have no idea what this is going to be like..."
Anne: "Were you in the room 5 weeks ago when I birthed our third baby?"
Rod: " It's not the same."
Anne: " Stop talking Rodney..."
(silence)
In the office ( Tuesday) as I am signing my consent for him to get snipped...
Dr: "You really shouldn't do any major activity for a while."
Rod: "Can I play basketball at the YMCA on Friday?"
Dr: " You can if you want coconuts hanging between your legs for the next 6 month..."
(Silence)
Day after...
Rod screams at me from third floor : "Anne, I need some more peas (frozen)!"
Anne, nursing our 6week old, yells: "I will get you some in a minute!!!"
Joey comes running down the stairs and yells, " Mom! Get some ice for Dad's balls!!! NOW!!!"
(Silence: In regard to the fact that my children are going to need extensive therapy)
7 comments:
I can't stop laughing.....that was funny. I have tears running down my face. Nice post.
crazy thing is... i didn't make any of it up.
Funny stuff! Tarina's been hinting it's time for me to do the same thing. This post may delay it some.
Oh my goodness Anne! This is too funny. Too funny. Good good stuff. Julie
Ha ha!! I love it!!!
what a hilarious blog. i love reading your humourous blogs again!
so hilarious Anne!!! You should start blogging again! I have been looking at my old blog and I think I want to start again....big aspirations, but what can I say...:)
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